Who we are
Ok, let's put our cards (or rather, lines of code) on the table. Who are we? We are living proof that from work frustrations something... wearable can be born.
Deliverable was born out of a pressing need: to survive . To survive meetings that could have been emails, deadlines more unrealistic than campaign promises, legacy code that seems to have been written by an ancient alien civilization, and requests for "small changes" that require a complete refactoring of the universe.
We looked around (on a call, of course, nodding with feigned interest) and asked ourselves: "Are we the only ones experiencing all this?" The answer, we suspected, was a resounding "NO". There was no way to communicate this brotherhood in the digital trenches, a signal of recognition among those who daily struggle with Jira, Excel, PowerPoint and the constant lack of coffee.
Our Mission (If We Must Have One)
We don't aim to revolutionize the world (enough startups with unlikely names try that already). Our goal is more modest, but perhaps more useful: to make your workday a little less gray and a little more ironic.
We want to give you something that:
- Makes you smile (bitterly): Designs that hit the mark, turning the "inside jokes" of our world into something to be proudly (or resignedly) displayed.
- Makes you feel less alone: A way to say "I understand" without having to actually speak (especially before the second coffee).
- Let it be done right: We use quality garments (like that sturdy heavy cotton of our T-shirts) and prints that last, because at least the outfit should be stable and reliable, right?
Who's behind the monitor?
Mainly Pasquale, a professional who navigates the same rough waters of IT/office life on a daily basis. I know the pain of failed deploys at 6pm, the beauty of a clearly written requirement (rare event), and the physiological dependence on caffeine. Deliverable is my attempt to turn all this into something productive (finally!).
Why Choose Us (besides pure desperation)?
-
We speak your language: We understand what a
Sprint
, aScope Creep
or aMerge Conflict
is. - Quality (the real thing): Durable pieces, made to outlast your patience in a meeting.
- Specific Irony: Not generic jokes about work, but targeted humor that only those who are inside can truly understand.
So, welcome to Deliverable. Check out our collections, find the quote that represents you today, and join our community of everyday heroic survivors.
We can do it. (Maybe).