You know that feeling? You're stuck. Not because of an unresolved dependency in your code, not because of an unreachable server. You're BLOCKED (by Reality) . And that Jira ticket, that hungry entity that represents all your backlogged tasks, is looking for you. In the middle of the night. In a creepy pizza joint. Don't ask why.

This T-shirt captures that exact, glorious moment of work-existential terror in pure low-fi cinematic style (think of a selfie taken with an old DSLR while running away). The grain is visible, the lights are blown out, the distortion is real – kind of like your perception of deadlines. At the center of the scene, the inevitable “approval” that looms, even in the chaos.

Made for when you feel hunted, but want to do it in style (and comfort):

• Monster-Proof Fabric (Jira): Made from 100% heavyweight cotton , a sturdy material that gives you a feeling of security even when you're being chased by monster tasks. More resistant than your urge to open your email on Monday morning.
• Survivor Construction: Seamless double-needle collar , double-needle sleeves and bottom hem , and taped neck and shoulders for durability that can withstand endless sprints and all-night debugging.
• Runaway (or Hideout) Fit: The fit is conservative, casual and relaxed . Ideal for blending in behind the pizza counter... or more realistically, behind your desk pretending to work hard.

Technical Specifications (Level of Detail from Technical Documentation):

• Material: 100% Heavy Cotton (Tested against corporate monsters).
• Fit: Traditional / Relaxed (For when you're stuck... in reality).
• Construction: As sturdy as the excuse you're about to make up to justify the "Blocked" status.

Add to Cart. It's the perfect T-shirt to communicate your current status without having to update Jira. And remember: you're not alone.